Friday, 11 June 2010

Round Up The Usual Suspects.

The methods that have served weaseling, scum-sucking, socialist insurgents for generations are being applied to such organs as Facebook today.
The rules are as follows:
1)Never lose your temper.
2)Repeat, repeat, repeat.
3)Let no society remain unjoined.
4)Let no opinion go unchallenged; in the event that support is overwhelming, make a token challenge.
5)Use any kind of 'standard' to kill spontaneity.
6)Use any kind of standard to discredit authentic fun and joy.
7)Make belonging to such clubs as Facebook such a bore that any self-respecting Human leaves.
8)By these means use social osmosis to take control of the organisations.
9)Always appear positive and responsible(like Barack).
10)Pretend to lose your temper if it will carry the gullible in a group over to acceptable beliefs.

These are the rules of social insurgence. I just thought you'd like to know what's going on.
And when it's too quiet, don't like that either. The Prime Directive is to ignore things they don't like until they can be acknowledged in a negative way when it is unavoidable.
The curly-brained bastards are always up to something.

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