Ubuntu 11.04

Ubuntu has just killed my system for the last time.

If they can't be bothered, I can't be bothered.

I'll find an alternative; if they are no bloody good either, I'll pay for Windows 7.
Ubuntu is free.
So is Small Pox.
So is Syphillis.
So is death.

Secrecy and Lies

Why?

Why don't remote controls supplied in the last three years work properly?

Can anyone tell me why?

Danger danger! Humour overload!

Although I say so myself, this made me laugh till I cried.