Sunday 18 April 2010

Game On.

The geyser climbing down from the Storch was dressed in a long, leather coat and a canvass flying helmet.
"Watcha mate! That's a splendid specimen you were flying there!"
"Oh. What? Ach, you mean my Feiseler? Ya! Gut plane."
"German eh? Thought you'd all been grounded."
He took off his hat. The hair was short and blond. There was a scar above the right eye.
"Only ze ones they caught!"
He barked with laughter at his own joke.
He held out his hand.
"Max Keiser!"
"Prattebourne. Lord. But everybody calls me Billy."
"Pleased to meet you Billy."
Then he did the whole 'bow and heel-click' thing.
"Say, Max, we're just off to get something to drink. If you're looking for directions, we can fix you on the way."
"Not directions, Billy. I'm after drink too."
We must have given him a strange look.
"For the gold prospectors? Up at the Linford seam?"
"Well you've come to the right place!"
Max laughed when he heard the reason for our business.
"Also? A dance you say? Maybe I can come?"
"Doubt you'd like it. But I'm sure they'd allow one more. Over West at Murrayville."
"What time?"
"Eight."
Max took off, with a crate of Schnapps. Didn't seem odd at the time.
Robbie and I were pissing ourselves with suppressed laughter anyway. Murrayville was thirty miles in the wrong direction!
I put the booze on the back seat and started up.
Within the hour I was back at the field, and put the crates into the old jeep Doc Ellis had lent me.
I was really surprised at what I saw when I got to town.
But first to Shirley's.

Saturday 17 April 2010

Progress Has Been Made.

I'm having an intriguing time at work; developing multi-layer encrypted systems is fun!

Monday 5 April 2010

Kick Ass really does!




This is picture of Hit Girl.

I won't give anything away, except to say that if you value your fun, you MUST go and see the film.

Saturday 3 April 2010

A Vote For Cameron Is A Vote For The 80s!


I wasn't going to vote at all, but having seen the paranoid presumption behind this poster, exposing the lies and fear at the heart of the Labour government, I shall definitely be voting, and voting Conservative. I love the 80s!

Sledgehammer.

The'music industry' paid me a nasty little visit; they arrogated the right to plaster two of my videos with adverts, because they used small clips of UMG-owned songs.

Obviously I'd already paid for these to add them to my music collection.

Obviously I wasn't making money from them.

Equally obviously, I have taken the clips down, and will remaster the videos without the music.